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"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

'I told you these were great seats, but there is a downside. If you need to go to the restroom...'

'I love high-definition TV!'

'It's sad. They bought season tickets with one of those risky sub-prime loans. Now they've got to sell fast or lose their seats.'

Church for sports worshipers.

Footballer's Wages

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

A man cheers

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

Birds doing the 'wave'.

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

The commentators want to run the officials...

Football supporters.

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

A family gets ready for their microwave meal on the patio.

"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

Football Stadium

Soccer Fans.

'Oh great, who do you think's gonna have to clean that up.'

Our occupations? I am a student of The Contemporary Scene and my friend, here is an observer of The Passing Parade.

Sam Allardyce

Ice Fishing

'Ssssssh! There it is again. Hear that? It sounds like a muffled scream.'

"Sure, I had a retirement plan. Stop going to work"

'Wow...I've got to admit, Stanley...when you said you always got the best seats I thought you were just blowing smoke.'

Action Film Shushing

'I'm always on the edge of my Twickenham seat...I can't afford the full business debenture rate.'

'Run for it, Vince! They've got us on the jumbotron!!'

Rose Bowl Lawsuit

First Bar of Spring