Stadium Sitter Mugs

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"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

'I told you these were great seats, but there is a downside. If you need to go to the restroom...'

'I love high-definition TV!'

'It's sad. They bought season tickets with one of those risky sub-prime loans. Now they've got to sell fast or lose their seats.'

Church for sports worshipers.

Footballer's Wages

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

A man cheers

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

Birds doing the 'wave'.

The commentators want to run the officials...

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

Football supporters.

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

A family gets ready for their microwave meal on the patio.

"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

Football Stadium

Soccer Fans.

'Oh great, who do you think's gonna have to clean that up.'

Ice Fishing

'Ssssssh! There it is again. Hear that? It sounds like a muffled scream.'

"Sure, I had a retirement plan. Stop going to work"

Action Film Shushing

'I'm always on the edge of my Twickenham seat...I can't afford the full business debenture rate.'

'Wow...I've got to admit, Stanley...when you said you always got the best seats I thought you were just blowing smoke.'

'Run for it, Vince! They've got us on the jumbotron!!'

'Sorry to disturb you, sir, but coach is wondering if it is OK to put you in the game.'

First Bar of Spring

'What'd I miss?'

'Son, that was just a white lie to get you to come with me ... They don't really hand out 3-D glasses at the ballpark.'

"So, desk: yay or nay?"