Patio Sitter Mugs

A family gets ready for their microwave meal on the patio.

First Bar of Spring

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"Quick, start the car!"

'Fetch.'

Church for sports worshipers.

A large leaf falling on a dog

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Hush puppy.

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

Tourists and their Pets.

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

"He's a guard dog."

"Shake! Good Dog."

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Murder in Apartment 6-K

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

'He's not supposed to go out.'