Patio Sitter Gifts

A family gets ready for their microwave meal on the patio.

First Bar of Spring

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

'Fetch.'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Church for sports worshipers.

"Quick, start the car!"

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

A large leaf falling on a dog

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Hush puppy.

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Tourists and their Pets.

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

'He's not supposed to go out.'

Murder in Apartment 6-K

"Shake! Good Dog."

"He's a guard dog."