Porch Sitters Gifts

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

"We missed Fashion Week!"

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

"I'll be on the porch, pushing ninety."

"This is one of those beautiful summer days when I'm flooded with memories of things that never happened to me."

A family gets ready for their microwave meal on the patio.

"Would it have killed him to create a screened-in porch?!"

Calm in the Face of Chaos

Ice Fishing

'Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?'

Sod orf, midges...

"The Hewletts have flaming crown roast au vin blanc every Wednesday."

"Sure, I had a retirement plan. Stop going to work"

"Not another car chase. That's the last time I let you and the dog pick the video."

Beware of Curmudgeon!

'The best part of growing old is not having to invest for the long term.'

"The screen porch makes it a home."

"So, has Grandpa's 'longevity pay' kicked in yet?"

"I'm just saying we might be jumping the gun just a tiny bit on the outside seating."

First Bar of Spring

"My husband used his rejected manuscripts to make these columns."

"I like you a whole lot better when you was alive."

'Because of the picturesque nature of your house, the government would like to list it...one of you will have to sit on the porch at all times.'ou

When Chassidim sit outside for too long.

'It's a perch.' 'Porch.'

'Unga always wanted to fish from his front porch'

"Jehoshaphat! Look at that gait!"