Porch Sitter Gifts

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

'The best part of growing old is not having to invest for the long term.'

"I'll be on the porch, pushing ninety."

"The Hewletts have flaming crown roast au vin blanc every Wednesday."

"Jehoshaphat! Look at that gait!"

"I like you a whole lot better when you was alive."

Ow! Mutter! Toot! At the Old Superheroes Home. (This cartoon was originally published on 2003-07-28).

'I explored all of my career options and found sitting on a porch was more rewarding than becoming a pumpkin pie.'

'Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?'

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"Quick, start the car!"

'Fetch.'

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

A large leaf falling on a dog

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

Hush puppy.

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Tourists and their Pets.

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

Murder in Apartment 6-K

"Shake! Good Dog."