Outdoor Sitter Gifts

Our occupations? I am a student of The Contemporary Scene and my friend, here is an observer of The Passing Parade.

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"Quick, start the car!"

'Fetch.'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

A large leaf falling on a dog

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

Hush puppy.

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Tourists and their Pets.

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

'He's not supposed to go out.'

"Shake! Good Dog."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"He's a guard dog."

Murder in Apartment 6-K

"Look. They say sit, you sit. They say roll over, you roll over. Where's the prob?"

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo