Outdoor Sleeper Gifts

Natural sleep

Man sleeping under a grass blanket.

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Sleepwalker on treadmill

Sunbathing in the park

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

"Come and get it!"

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

Life's a Bench.

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a CD player, a laptop computer, a cordless phone and thou.'

A man sitting in the grass reading

"I think he just ashed on me."

"He's 'getting the grill ready for summer,' which means he's washing out the beer cooler."

"You can migrate without me - I'm staying here this year."

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

Man sleeps beside 'do not disturb' sign as an alligator sneaks up on him.

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

"How?"

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"Take us to your feeder."

Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm off work. Let's catch some rays! You already have a great tan from your job! You don't need to go sunbathing. Oh, yes I do!

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

'They're clouds, Bob. You can't channel surf.'

Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'