Summer Sleeper Gifts

'Arnold belongs to the species that hibernate in the summertime.'

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

Interpretive napping

Rip Van Winkle, "He's survived the operation, now he's sleeping peacefully."

"Every summer I regret having used up all my vacation days in January."

"Only four more weeks before school is out...and then we're free for the time of our lives!"

"Me, I'm lazy, so I wouldn't seek an endless summer, but an endless winter. I so wish I could migrate to hibernate twice a year..."

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

"I don't mind them counting the days 'til school's out, but I wish they wouldn't do it on their fingers."

Apparently summer's going to start next month.

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

Programmer Dreams

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Gone to seed.

No Miss, I wasn't day dreaming. I was planning my summer vacation!

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

"Before I prescribe a sleeping pill, I'd like you to try the opera."

"Have you noticed that when you're having fun, the days go by really fast? But when you aren't doing anything, things go by super slow."

'It's just one thing after another. The minute they let you out of school, the garden starts to produce.'

"Not me, brother - you wake him!"

"Hard to believe that school's almost over."

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

"Sir, could you slow the bus down, so I can squeeze in a couple more minutes of summer vacation?"

A caveman sleeps with a club labelled 'Snooze' whilst a beaten looking rooster stands by.

"Just two paragraphs from our internet provider's terms and conditions agreement and she was out like a light."

'I'm not counting the days 'til school's out. I don't do math unless they make me.'

Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

"This alarm clock is guaranteed to wake you. It's sounds like a husband snoring."

'Post-Hibernation Blues'

"Sorry - is my snoring driving you nuts?"

“I get that the sounds help you sleep, but I don’t like the way he stares.”

The Last Throes of Summer and Real Life.