Spring Sleeper Gifts

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

'Post-Hibernation Blues'

Night-time halo

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

"Me, I'm lazy, so I wouldn't seek an endless summer, but an endless winter. I so wish I could migrate to hibernate twice a year..."

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

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"Jenkins has always been good at saving energy."

Driver sees man in front of church with sign: 'Fell Asleep and Wet the Pew': 'Huh - a church that's into public shaming.'

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

"Not me, brother - you wake him!"

Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

"Sorry - is my snoring driving you nuts?"

“I get that the sounds help you sleep, but I don’t like the way he stares.”

"Just two paragraphs from our internet provider's terms and conditions agreement and she was out like a light."

"This alarm clock is guaranteed to wake you. It's sounds like a husband snoring."

A caveman sleeps with a club labelled 'Snooze' whilst a beaten looking rooster stands by.

'No, I heard you snoring -- you just dreamed that you attained Nirvana.'

REALLY boring sermons

'You are in a deep, deep sleep, when you awaken you will feel sweaty and exhausted...'

'You're snoring in cadence.'

The Home Birth of Venus

Melting Icicle

'Get up or I'll send in gramma.'

"Could you stop making that breathing sound?"

Baseball team emerging from hibernation

'I'm going to get up, do the treadmill, walk the dog and leave for work early. What are going to do?'

"It says, 'sorry ... I forgot you're three hours earlier out there'."

Sweet dreams.

Monk sleeping with wig on wigstand.

Sleep-Eez Bedding

'I can't sleep a wink - it feels like someone's got their life savings under here.'

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