Seasonal Sleeper Gifts

"Me, I'm lazy, so I wouldn't seek an endless summer, but an endless winter. I so wish I could migrate to hibernate twice a year..."

Sunbathing in Autumn

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

A guide to seasons in the North East

Swallows returning to Cappuccino.

"Well, it seems Vermont isn’t for lovers after all!"

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

Baby it's cold outside.

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

"Are you sure you want to spend the winter here?"

Unsuitable clothing.

"Can you believe it? A couple of page-turners, one affair, and, wham - it's Labor Day."

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

'Post-Hibernation Blues'

'I'd like to spend November and December in a nice vegetarian country!'

The Tedious Adventures of Mr. Sloth #2 - It was summer when I left the house!

Car driving towards a sign that reads "You are now entering The Holidays - No exits"

The sounds of spring.

Snow Moon

Know Your Leaves

Santa with shopping bags at the airport goes to the 'Frequent Flyers Check-In' desk.

"Nowadays, I not only sleep through Winter, I also nap through Spring, Summer and Autumn..."

Reindeer in back of the plane wearing scarf that says 'Thanks for all the business'.

"It's sweet how their presences linger on after the season."

"It's the time of year when all the birds and grandparents fly back north again."

'The leaves are falling, Henry ... are we going to the beach this year?'

Christmas Campout - Even the Reindeer Have Fun!

I don't know what's worse-drowning over here or roasting over there!

Melting snowman tries to hitch a ride north.

'I hate February.'

Here's to all those poor souls in retail who have to work on Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Year's so their employers can make a few crummy extra bucks..."