Seasonal Sleeper T-Shirts

I set the alarm for March, but I've been staring at the ceiling since mid-February.

"Me, I'm lazy, so I wouldn't seek an endless summer, but an endless winter. I so wish I could migrate to hibernate twice a year..."

Sunbathing in Autumn

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Bed Seasons

A guide to seasons in the North East

Swallows returning to Cappuccino.

"Well, it seems Vermont isn’t for lovers after all!"

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

Baby it's cold outside.

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

"Can you believe it? A couple of page-turners, one affair, and, wham - it's Labor Day."

Unsuitable clothing.

"Are you sure you want to spend the winter here?"

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

'I'd like to spend November and December in a nice vegetarian country!'

The first day of spring has finally arrived! The only think I'll miss about winter is curling up under a warm blanket straight out of the dryer on a frigid night.

'Post-Hibernation Blues'

The Tedious Adventures of Mr. Sloth #2 - It was summer when I left the house!

Car driving towards a sign that reads "You are now entering The Holidays - No exits"

Couldn't we just rend a second place down south?

The sounds of spring.

Snow Moon

Know Your Leaves

Santa with shopping bags at the airport goes to the 'Frequent Flyers Check-In' desk.

"Nowadays, I not only sleep through Winter, I also nap through Spring, Summer and Autumn..."

Reindeer in back of the plane wearing scarf that says 'Thanks for all the business'.

"It's sweet how their presences linger on after the season."

"It's the time of year when all the birds and grandparents fly back north again."

'The leaves are falling, Henry ... are we going to the beach this year?'

Christmas Campout - Even the Reindeer Have Fun!

"Jim and Helen always go south in November. Jim says it's for health reasons. Helen says it helps them keep their heads on straight."

I don't know what's worse-drowning over here or roasting over there!

Melting snowman tries to hitch a ride north.