Seasonal Snooze Enthusiast T-Shirts

Bear Alarm Clock

'At lone at last.'

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Bed Seasons

Fall on a desert island

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

Whistler's father.

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Women pay for one hour of uninterrupted sleep.

"Me, I'm lazy, so I wouldn't seek an endless summer, but an endless winter. I so wish I could migrate to hibernate twice a year..."

People of the Fall

Baby it's cold outside.

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

The Ultimate Sleeping Bag.

Ahhh, spring baseball.

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

"It's her first snowman."

'Today: The collective unconscious...'

"Oh, how I love the change of seasons! From cold and flu to spring allergies!"

How cats see their home

'Wake up, Mr. Granger, the doctor will see you about your insomnia now.'

'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'

Toy skier jumps from snow globe to miniature winter scene.

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

'All he does is sleep all day but we're dog tired and lazy!'

Ode to Rip Van Winkle.

4 seasons globe

"It has snooze control. Ideal for those long board meetings."

"If you hibernated you wouldn't have to worry about losing an hour's sleep to daylight savings."

'Oh look, Harold! It's the first Robin of spring!'

The corner that Spring's around

"The nice thing about school is it makes you appreciate summer more."