Seasonal Snuggler Gifts

'His productivity goes way down after September!'

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

Snooze buttons for cat owners

Litterary Dogs.

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

"You go ahead and sleep, girl. I’m sure Philip Roth won’t be offended."

Happiness is a cuddle woolen pullover on a cold winter day.

"Is that you purring?"

Lovers embrace

"Me, I'm lazy, so I wouldn't seek an endless summer, but an endless winter. I so wish I could migrate to hibernate twice a year..."

Baby it's cold outside.

'I even love the way you snore!'

'Oh, you nasty sluggard!'

It's January. Do you know where your children are?

"Give us a minute, honey."

"It's her first snowman."

"It's a text from the dog. He needs to go out."

Sun. Rain.

"He calls it purring. I call it snoring."

Unsuitable clothing.

'I'd like to spend November and December in a nice vegetarian country!'

Large man uses 'Fat Nav' to lead him to large Christmas pudding.

Man using light to shield his eyes.

'I hope you're not going to be this shy once we're married!'

Dog in the Bed.

I hate the spring ritual of not being able to wear a bulky sweater to cover the weight I've gained during the winter.

"If this doesn't work I'll turn on the heat."

"It's a three dog night, Mother."

A sleeping couple

Teddy bear for emergency anxiety attacks.

'Every crowd has a silver lining!'

'Everytime there's a thaw, I lose a lot of weight.'