Nighttime Snuggler Gifts

Teddy Bear's toy doll.

"It's a text from the dog. He needs to go out."

Canine Companion

The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!'

'She's just great with the children.'

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Doughboy Dad

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

Love Birds love snuggles

Litterary Dogs.

Snooze buttons for cat owners

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

Pillows in love.

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'

"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."

"You go ahead and sleep, girl. I’m sure Philip Roth won’t be offended."

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

"Looks like someone found a warm spot."

'Ha ha ha, it's him again! He always makes me laugh.'

"Cute how they curl up at the foot of our bed every night, isn't it?"

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

'Quick! Take a picture!'

Futons/Futoffs

It's January. Do you know where your children are?

'Oh, you nasty sluggard!'

Watching telly

"I hope you remembered to bring something for the dog."

Mick Jagger at 95.

Sun. Rain.

'Good morning, breakfast.'

Eskimo asks, 'Was it good for you?'

"The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog." - Ambrose Bierce