Storybook Snuggler Gifts

Litterary Dogs.

Canine Companion

The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!'

'She's just great with the children.'

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

Doughboy Dad

"Yours is adjustable?"

Snooze buttons for cat owners

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"You go ahead and sleep, girl. I’m sure Philip Roth won’t be offended."

When is he coming home buddy?

"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

Rip Van Winkle, "He's survived the operation, now he's sleeping peacefully."

"Is that you purring?"

Lovers embrace

"Looks like someone found a warm spot."

"Cute how they curl up at the foot of our bed every night, isn't it?"

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

Futons/Futoffs

Watching telly

'Quick! Take a picture!'

My broker went to Antigua ... I had to settle for Coney Island.

'I even love the way you snore!'

"Give us a minute, honey."

Dating in Oz

"I hope you remembered to bring something for the dog."

"He calls it purring. I call it snoring."

"It's a text from the dog. He needs to go out."

Sun. Rain.

Mick Jagger at 95.

Now playing. Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs II. If I'm too scared can we cuddle? It's why I make him see these horrible movies.

I'm just one of those lucky people who can fall asleep on airplanes.