Puppy Snuggler Gifts

"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."

Canine Companion

"No!"

'How can you make eye contact with a puppy and just walk on, like that?'

'She's just great with the children.'

Puppy Love.

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

'That was fun!'

Dog Dreams

The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!'

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

Pet a Puppy

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

Beware of the Dog Hair.

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

Doughboy Dad

"Your love gives me strength."

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

Snooze buttons for cat owners

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

'They sure have small litters.'

Litterary Dogs.

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

When is he coming home buddy?

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'

Puppy.

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

'He's a tenacious lap dog.'

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"Gesundheit!"

"You go ahead and sleep, girl. I’m sure Philip Roth won’t be offended."

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

"Cute how they curl up at the foot of our bed every night, isn't it?"

"No you, he called you a lap dog."