Puppy Snuggler Gifts

"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."

Canine Companion

"No!"

'How can you make eye contact with a puppy and just walk on, like that?'

'She's just great with the children.'

Puppy Love.

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

'That was fun!'

Dog Dreams

The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!'

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

Pet a Puppy

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

Beware of the Dog Hair.

Doughboy Dad

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"Your love gives me strength."

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

Snooze buttons for cat owners

Litterary Dogs.

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

'They sure have small litters.'

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

Puppy.

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

When is he coming home buddy?

"You go ahead and sleep, girl. I’m sure Philip Roth won’t be offended."

'He's a tenacious lap dog.'

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

"Gesundheit!"

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

"Looks like someone found a warm spot."