Pup Cuddler Gifts

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"Pick me!"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

A midwife holding a baby

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Dog Dreams

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

Canine Companion

Love a Mutt

'No. no. When your wife asked you to change the baby, she meant the diaper.'

'She's just great with the children.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Cling-On Dog

Pet a Puppy

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

Dog lover

"He's already getting attached to you."

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"I hate it when we fight."

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

Bed Seasons

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

A Tit for Tat.

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"Your love gives me strength."

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'