Pup Cuddler Pillows

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"Pick me!"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

A midwife holding a baby

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Dog Dreams

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

Canine Companion

Cling-On Dog

'She's just great with the children.'

Love a Mutt

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Pet a Puppy

Dog lover

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"He's already getting attached to you."

"I hate it when we fight."

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

A Tit for Tat.

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"Your love gives me strength."

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

Dog Basket - I consent to petting.