Canine Cuddler Pillows

"Yes, I came back. I always come back."

Why dogs make the best Valentines

"This is the best news."

'We do not do belly rubs, if that's what you are looking for.'

Balding dog

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

'Of course I know my name, but if I respond how can I maintain my air of superior detachment?'

"She's not my pet. More like a family member, really."

Dog at psychiatrist.

'What do you mean I've got fleas? I want a second opinion!'

Know your dog.

One man and his dog.

"If one pet can lower your blood pressure, I figure this means I can go off my meds."

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

'It's all about location, location, location!'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'

'Hunger is a terrible thing, especially around dinner time!'

"Do I ever do this to you?!"

Extra-strength flea collar.

Dog shaking.

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

'Do you really need a bedtime story before every nap?'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Hang on a second! This nutcase is allowed on the furniture, but I'm not?!"

"That puppy I bought last week has got very attached to me."

Dog lover

Love a Mutt

"Remember laps?"

Hair of the dog spots: dachshund

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

"Enough with the drama."

"Love me?"

"I suppose I can wait a little longer to go to the bathroom."