Canine Cuddler Gifts

"Yes, I came back. I always come back."

Why dogs make the best Valentines

"This is the best news."

'We do not do belly rubs, if that's what you are looking for.'

Balding dog

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

'Of course I know my name, but if I respond how can I maintain my air of superior detachment?'

"If one pet can lower your blood pressure, I figure this means I can go off my meds."

"She's not my pet. More like a family member, really."

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

One man and his dog.

'What do you mean I've got fleas? I want a second opinion!'

Dog at psychiatrist.

Know your dog.

The Difference Between Dogs and Cats: Kisses and Ignoring Booth

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'

'It's all about location, location, location!'

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

'Do you really need a bedtime story before every nap?'

Dog lover

"Hang on a second! This nutcase is allowed on the furniture, but I'm not?!"

"That puppy I bought last week has got very attached to me."

The call of the wild.

"Do I ever do this to you?!"

Dog shaking.

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Extra-strength flea collar.

'Hunger is a terrible thing, especially around dinner time!'

"I hate it when they have a day off work: we can't sneak up and nap on the couch..."

Tunnel of True Love

"Between being totally aloof or being obsessively curious, it's a full day."

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

"I hate it when we fight."