Dog Cuddler Gifts

"Bitsy and I decided controlling our portions was no way to live."

When The Car Is Being Repaired.

The Drawbacks Of Working From Home

"C'mere, space heater."

Puppies

"Rats, Master and Mistress are fighting again! Looks like the couch won't be free tonight..."

"Me, I love it when it's just my master and me in the car: I can ride shotgun..."

"He missed you."

"Does he have any idea how unsatisfying a distracted pat on the head can be?"

"Pick me!"

After the picnic

Puppy Love

Samaritan Pet Hospital

"He's a laptop dog!"

"The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog." - Ambrose Bierce

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

Where the wild things aren't.

Guess whose bed I slept in?

"Just give us a couple minutes, Honey."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

A midwife holding a baby

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"It get it – you're hungry."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Canine Companion

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'Cow in love'

Dog Dreams

Cling-On Dog

'No. no. When your wife asked you to change the baby, she meant the diaper.'

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."