Canine Cuddlers Gifts

'We spoil that dog.'

'Are you here, Alfred?'

'Don't you think you're spoiling him...installling an automatic doggie door?'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"Pick me!"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Dog Dreams

Canine Companion

'Cow in love'

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

Love a Mutt

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Cling-On Dog

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Pet a Puppy

Dog lover

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"He's already getting attached to you."

"I hate it when we fight."

"What did you expect in the land of milk and honey?"

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

"Your love gives me strength."

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."