Cow Cuddlers Gifts

"I thought you knew - bed and breakfast rates here include milking the cows."

"Pick me!"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

'Cow in love'

Canine Companion

Freshest ice cream in town!

Cling-On Dog

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Love a Mutt

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Dog lover

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Cow Blue Arrows

"He's already getting attached to you."

"I hate it when we fight."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"What did you expect in the land of milk and honey?"

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

Keeping Warm in Winter

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Get on with it!

Fur Baby