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"I thought you knew - bed and breakfast rates here include milking the cows."

"Pick me!"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

'Cow in love'

Canine Companion

Freshest ice cream in town!

Love a Mutt

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Cling-On Dog

Dog lover

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

Cow Blue Arrows

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"He's already getting attached to you."

"I hate it when we fight."

"What did you expect in the land of milk and honey?"

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Dog Basket - I consent to petting.

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

Boomerang cow.

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."