Cattle Cuddler T-Shirts

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"Pick me!"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Canine Companion

'Cow in love'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Cling-On Dog

Love a Mutt

Dog lover

"He's already getting attached to you."

"I hate it when we fight."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"What did you expect in the land of milk and honey?"

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Dog Basket - I consent to petting.

'Next!'

Keeping Warm in Winter

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

Fur Baby

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

'Where's my glove?'

"It's a good boy!"