Cow Cuddler Gifts

Even cows get the blahs....

I want to be a lawn!

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'Now this will be my 'watch you do the milking' stool.'

"What did you expect in the land of milk and honey?"

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

'For some reason, I've never been able to bring myself to part with Elsie here.'

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

Emergency room doctor about half cow: 'Farming accident. Be sensitive - she's beside herself.'

'Those Texas Longhorns are sure good mothers, Doc.'

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

'Where's my glove?'

'Stop grumbling-on this farm everyone works.'

I thought you said you wouldn't let it happen on your watch!

A Cowpat A cow patting another cow

'AAAAH! UDDER LEECH!'

A Cow Charger.

'Hawkins, this is very important. Do you remember which cow kicked you?'

'She's a little sensitive there, isn't she.'

It's all done by stop motion photography, don't you know!

"Nothing says butter - like something from the udder."

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

'Mommy, I have four tummy aches.'

"I much prefer the evening milking to the morning one: The farmer is not a "morning person", now is he?"

"She's a rescue."

Wow, a dairy farmer! Mine is a hobby farmer, so he doesn't care how much milk I produce: I'm more like a pet to him...

'Cow in love'

Pull up Daisy! You're going too deep!

'She says her stomachs ache.'

'Happy Birthday!'

"Got milk?"

'It looks like rain. Let's roll her into the barn.'

'I told you to cut DOWN on the vaccuum!'

"Your grass looks great."