Pup's Best Friend Pillows

'I think Lassie is trying to tell us something, Mom.'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

Dog Dreams

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Pet a Puppy

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Beware of the Dog Hair.

Dogma

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"Your love gives me strength."

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

Inflatable Duck Boat

'They sure have small litters.'

'It wouldn't hurt to say a few words.'

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

'He's a tenacious lap dog.'

Puppy.

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

Man with broken leg in cast.

'This is no game! This is who I am!'

"Congratulations. It's a litter."