Dog's Best Buddy Pillows

Man sleeping in his tent and a little tent for his dog.

'Fido watching his favourite programme..'

Man sleeping in his tent and a little tent for his dog.

'I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

'How do I remain his best friend? We never discuss politics or religion.'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

Inflatable Duck Boat

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

'It wouldn't hurt to say a few words.'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

'This is no game! This is who I am!'

'So much for dogs looking like their owners'

"Meow," she purred breathlessly.

'I won't be reading the paper online today, so you can take my computer back to my office.'

Watchdog

'Ta dum deedee dum -- DUM -- Bloop -- Fsst, tra la,,,'

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

Dog imagines its master as a meat chart.

'Littering, Your Honor.'

'I don't see table scraps.'

"What do you think you're doing? You play with me every day for 15 months, and out of the blue, you're going to work?!"

"When I said, 'Give him a chance-best two out of three,' I was talking to the dog."