Dog's Best Teammate Pillows

'Lassie, come home!!'

Playing Fetch.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"Foster failure"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Barks in code.

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

A man and his dog

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Hush puppy.

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"I'm working from home today."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."