Pup's Best Pal Pillows

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Licensed Therapist

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Barks in code.

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Dog Dreams

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

A man and his dog

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Pet a Puppy

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"A little help, please."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

Beware of the Dog Hair.

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

Dogma

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"Your love gives me strength."

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'I found him on the internet.'

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'