Pup's Best Friend Gifts

'I think Lassie is trying to tell us something, Mom.'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Dog Dreams

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Pet a Puppy

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Beware of the Dog Hair.

Dogma

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"Your love gives me strength."

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

Inflatable Duck Boat

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

Don't be surprised --- They always start out as quadrupeds.

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

'They sure have small litters.'

'It wouldn't hurt to say a few words.'

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

'He's a tenacious lap dog.'

Puppy.

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

Man with broken leg in cast.

'This is no game! This is who I am!'