Sideline Sitter Gifts

A brand new day finds Fred, as usual, happily sitting on the sidelines of his own life.

Church for sports worshipers.

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"That's the preacher's dog."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"Show off."

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

"I'll be on the porch, pushing ninety."

"How long have we been sitting on balls, Jon?"

'Let the ball do the work, son.'

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

"Good news, I found a doctor who says you can still play"

Owl Reading A Book Titled 'People Cartoons'.

Ice Fishing

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

'Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?'

"The Hewletts have flaming crown roast au vin blanc every Wednesday."

"Not another car chase. That's the last time I let you and the dog pick the video."

Dugout sale!

"I take serious offense to their offense. And I am feeling very defensive about our defense. Would somebody give me a damn hug? Now Please?"

Action Film Shushing

Footballer's Wages

'I love high-definition TV!'

How To Sit When You Are A Kid

'The best part of growing old is not having to invest for the long term.'

"Enjoy your game dear?"

People for the ethical treatment of athletes.