Sideline Sitter Gifts

A brand new day finds Fred, as usual, happily sitting on the sidelines of his own life.

Church for sports worshipers.

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"That's the preacher's dog."

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"Show off."

THe UDDER Side

Ow! Mutter! Toot! At the Old Superheroes Home. (This cartoon was originally published on 2003-07-28).

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

"I'll be on the porch, pushing ninety."

Kurt's good. Look at his family. His dad and mom really know how the game is played! They're his personal coach and videographer. As I said

"How long have we been sitting on balls, Jon?"

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

'Let the ball do the work, son.'

"Good news, I found a doctor who says you can still play"

Owl Reading A Book Titled 'People Cartoons'.

"... and if you guys don't shape up, I'm going to have to start kicking some butt around here."

Ice Fishing

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

Our occupations? I am a student of The Contemporary Scene and my friend, here is an observer of The Passing Parade.

'Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?'

"The Hewletts have flaming crown roast au vin blanc every Wednesday."

"Not another car chase. That's the last time I let you and the dog pick the video."

'I love high-definition TV!'

Nobody has been on the this team longer, without actually playing in a game than you guys. We're setting a benchmark!

Action Film Shushing

Dugout sale!

Footballer's Wages

"I take serious offense to their offense. And I am feeling very defensive about our defense. Would somebody give me a damn hug? Now Please?"

How To Sit When You Are A Kid

'The best part of growing old is not having to invest for the long term.'

"Enjoy your game dear?"

"Yes, I'll be back just as soon as I'm done here! No, I haven't forgotten about you! Yes, I miss you too!"