Quirky Sitter Gifts

How To Sit When You Are A Kid

Lumbar support animal

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

Egg Buggy

'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?'

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

"De plane! De plane! De bird! De bird!...."

"We understand each other and respect each other's privacy." "That cat hates me."

'Group hug anyone?'

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

'Since we got this round bed, I've been waking up dizzy every morning!'

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

Last night I was in a seafood restaurant and I noticed that all of the sliced lemons were wering shower caps. That's so that when you squeeze the lemon, it doesn't spray your dinner companion. So I was told. My point is that as long as there ar people putting shower caps on lemons, I'm not as crazy as I thought I was.

"Okay, we got one cherry lager, with bitters and a pineapple slice, and one honey malt ale with cinnamon and an orange weist. You want these in steins or parfait glasses?"

Owl Reading A Book Titled 'People Cartoons'.

Pyramid Garden

Our occupations? I am a student of The Contemporary Scene and my friend, here is an observer of The Passing Parade.

'Late night with Norm Klosterman'

Doug always circled around four or five times before lying down to sleep.

In his own way, Todd does his part to save the whales.

Especially for YOU! - Free Valentine hugs.

Lefty Grange, Color commentator.

"Very nice, but what's the thread count?"

'Seem the remote?'

"Let me help you in your effort ti think INSIDE the box once again."

Fringe festival

Caution: Stuff and things next 4 miles

"He's out jogging."

'In case I forget it, I've had my name tattooed on the inside of my eyelids.'

A Special Person - man explains to psychiatrist how his special perception leaves him friendless.

'You forgot one of the essential facts of putting - the ball always breaks toward the water.'

'Good news. They're looking at seed catalogues.'

"I sleep on my side, but I pass out on my stomach."