Quirky Poser Gifts

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Advocado

"Oh, this old thing?"

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

Waiting for Pants

"Gift"

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Snail Man

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

"We should start wearing masks."

'Are you done yet?'

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

Christmas sweater alternatives

"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

Spider Web Stocking

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

'Don't worry about this meeting. I got everything we need right up here.'

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

'I'm pretty sure it's just plain old Tuesday. Bath towel Tuesday is next week.'

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"