Quirky Poser Pillows

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Advocado

Yoga classes door.

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"Oh, this old thing?"

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

Waiting for Pants

"Gift"

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"We should start wearing masks."

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

LOL. Larry Lee Oppenheimer is no fan of monogrammed underwear.

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

A Meeting of Great Ties.

"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

'Are you done yet?'

Christmas sweater alternatives

Snail Man

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

Spider Web Stocking

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

Einstein's T-Shirt Reads: I'm with Stupid (Arrows point everywhere).

'Don't worry about this meeting. I got everything we need right up here.'

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"