Sporty Poser Pillows

"Oh no, sweetie. I don't play. I just want to look like I do."

"Oh, this old thing?"

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

Yoga with Baby

Golf Clubs Underwater.

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Leaning Tower of Pisa

'Are you done yet?'

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

"O.K., now I need a few shots of you looking concerned about the planet."

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

'Do you know any other poses?'

"Quit moving"

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

'Okay,GREAT,that's perfect! Now don't move!'

Yoga

Artist's model for a painting of Hamlet turns up to the studio with a black eye

Very Advanced Yoga

Everest summit queue...

Acme Instant Muscle Ade Machine

'Why didn't you stop it?' - 'I didn't want to get my new gloves dirty.'

Selfie

Baldo and Cruz try to look good as women in bikinis walk by."

"I've just bought some water skis. Now I've just got to find a lake with a slope!"

Photographer trying to encourage his subject to put on a less dreary face

Nude model looking at her portrait.

'Now keep your mouth shut. This is our last ball.'