Modern Poser Pillows

Selfie

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

'Are you done yet?'

"O.K., now I need a few shots of you looking concerned about the planet."

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

Lady mimics The Scream.

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

"I bought it on Amazon. They have a good return policy."

Which came first - the chicken or the egotist?

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

Yoga

'Okay,GREAT,that's perfect! Now don't move!'

"I'm going to throw this contract out the window, hargraves. Bring it back to me and make sure someone's signature is on it."

Artist's model for a painting of Hamlet turns up to the studio with a black eye

Very Advanced Yoga

Whatever

"What, did you think I could only do dog pose?"

"Coordinates 135 and 350."

Schrodinger's cow

Nude model looking at her portrait.

Caveman painting by numbers.

The Dawn of Civilization.

'But first, could you loan me some money for film?'

"He's not local, he's from a catalogue"

Art vs Nature

Taking selfies

Caveman Fireman Calendar

I'm also carrying that book around without reading it.

"Oh no, sweetie. I don't play. I just want to look like I do."

"Well, you look just like your profile pick."