Playful Poser Pillows

Yoga Class. Ernie, check this out -- The "lotus" position! Looks more like the "low-tush" position!

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

Taking selfies

Yoga classes door.

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

'You may now kick the bride.'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

'Are you done yet?'

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

"O.K., now I need a few shots of you looking concerned about the planet."

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

Love is... when your puppy licks you face without knowing where it's been.

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

Which came first - the chicken or the egotist?

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man."

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

Puppy and Kitten.

I'm not just jumping on the bed. I'm perfecting bedspring-cusion calasthentics!

Closet.

Beard, socks and sandals.

Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.

Yoga

'Okay,GREAT,that's perfect! Now don't move!'

"Warm and rich, fresh and bright, with depth and intensity. Not the wine, you."

'I knew I shouldn't have brought you along. I haven't had a hit all day.'

"If it weren't for refrigerator magnets, I'd be laboring in complete obscurity!"

I wonder if they have these in an eighteen...