Playful Poser Gifts

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

Taking selfies

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

'You may now kick the bride.'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

'Are you done yet?'

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

Love is... when your puppy licks you face without knowing where it's been.

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

"O.K., now I need a few shots of you looking concerned about the planet."

"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man."

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

Puppy and Kitten.

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

I'm not just jumping on the bed. I'm perfecting bedspring-cusion calasthentics!

Closet.

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

Which came first - the chicken or the egotist?

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

Beard, socks and sandals.

"Warm and rich, fresh and bright, with depth and intensity. Not the wine, you."

Yoga

Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.

'I knew I shouldn't have brought you along. I haven't had a hit all day.'

'Okay,GREAT,that's perfect! Now don't move!'

"If it weren't for refrigerator magnets, I'd be laboring in complete obscurity!"

Very Advanced Yoga

"Oooh! I never knew your butt could move like that, honey!"

I wonder if they have these in an eighteen...