Playful Jumper Gifts

I'm not just jumping on the bed. I'm perfecting bedspring-cusion calasthentics!

Chase me, chase me cows.

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

'You may now kick the bride.'

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

"It's partly my fault he's been ignoring me lately. I'm the one who gave him the laser pointer."

Girl in Yellow Jumper

Leaping

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man."

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

"Remind me to never take the shortcut through the Christmas Sweater workshop."

'I knew I shouldn't have brought you along. I haven't had a hit all day.'

"I'll learn yoga later, but for now jumping on the bed satisfies all my exercise goals."

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

"Warm and rich, fresh and bright, with depth and intensity. Not the wine, you."

Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.

Play Rush Hour

"Ya know, no mask or hand sanitizer can spare you from spring fever."

"Hold on, one more thing to go."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Dog fetching golf ball

A bit pre festive isn't it?

'Pluck me.'

'Bottle nose! Bottle nose!'

"Oooh! I never knew your butt could move like that, honey!"

Last day of home school.

"Congratulations. I just need your initials here."

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

'Good Now stuff that round thing in the hoop,,,, That's basketball,'