Playful Plucker Gifts

'Pluck me.'

Ice Cream Surgeon

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

Junior Doctor.

'Fancy coming on a man hunt?'

A boy who doesn't want to put down his drum while he prays

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

Goalie Wall.

"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man."

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

I'm not just jumping on the bed. I'm perfecting bedspring-cusion calasthentics!

Playing Doctors.

'My mom says an apple a day keeps the physician's assistant away.'

Fencing Lessons

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

"Race you to the spleen!"

Abdul is a great baby-sitter!

'Hey, Lady, this is a sixty zone!'

'I'll put one end of the hose in your pool...you take the other end outside...gravity will create a siphon and drain the water with no mess.'

Surfin' the web.

"It's not real meditation when you SMIRK like that!"

'I have a rasp in my throat.'

Timmy Gets Solitary.

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

"Congratulations. I just need your initials here."

Sword Fight

"Must you go 'beep beep beep' every time you back up?"

At 'Appy 'Ampstead on Easter Monday.

Granny's Old Tyme Prostitute Chocolate Chip Cookies