Playful Prodder Gifts

"Must you go 'beep beep beep' every time you back up?"

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Ice Cream Surgeon

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Boy rolled into a snowball

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Resourceful toddler

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

'I did it all from memory.'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"It's partly my fault he's been ignoring me lately. I'm the one who gave him the laser pointer."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Teddy Time Bears

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Clown Skis.

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'