Playful Prodder Prints

"Must you go 'beep beep beep' every time you back up?"

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Ice Cream Surgeon

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Boy rolled into a snowball

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Resourceful toddler

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"It's partly my fault he's been ignoring me lately. I'm the one who gave him the laser pointer."

Teddy Time Bears

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

'I did it all from memory.'

Clown Skis.

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.