Playful Portioners Prints

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

All-Day Breakfast

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

Frog Baby Names

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

"Now I wish we hadn't ordered all those appetizers."

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

"I'm on a diet. Mini-size it!"

Boy who has eaten oysters and grown fat

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

Fingers

"Would you like any suburbs, or just the check?"

'These are my dieting glasses. They magnify the food so I think I'm eating more than I really am.'

'How would you like your steak, sir?' - 'Big.'

Go large or go home!

Diners sit in high chairs, wear bibs and eat baby food. Man says: 'I love this place, it's just so retro.'

The Quack Quack Diaries - Quack Quack Gets Repossessed

"Stop playing with your food and eat your dinner!"

Fruits and vegetables

'I'll pay double for half as much.'

'It's a chocolate patch!'

"You asked me to keep a food diary, this is last week's!"

"Just one menu for us, please. We don't want to overeat."

"Who had the Lumberjack fruit cup?"

Child pulling giant Hummer wagon.