Playful Teaser Prints

'Bottle nose! Bottle nose!'

'He calls me lambchop and I call him muttonhead.'

'My dad says I'm good at training little animals - Sit, boy!'

'Mom! Betty lou called me a 'TWIRP' 'You are a twirp!'

'He's completely wrapped up in himself.'

'Did you hear about the fool who goes around saying no all the time?'

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

"It's partly my fault he's been ignoring me lately. I'm the one who gave him the laser pointer."

Snowprov

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

...The origin of the word daisy is from Anglo Saxon 'Daes Eage,' literally meaning 'days eye' because daisies open at dawn.'

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

I'm not just jumping on the bed. I'm perfecting bedspring-cusion calasthentics!

'Stop annoying the dog Andrew!'

'I don't like the look of yours...'

'Sweet, Caroline?'

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

"I'm giving up giving up!"

'I'm sorely tempted to give him a piece of my mind, but I suspect he's the one tempting me.'

"I guess you could say we're into each other."

At 'Appy 'Ampstead on Easter Monday.

"The media is always being criticised for criticising social worker..."

'Okay, I'm sorry I called you a cheeky monkey. Now, stop moaning and eat your banana!'

'and to think I never used to believe all that stuff about women drivers!'

"Must you go 'beep beep beep' every time you back up?"

"Is it too late for me to go back to the old ladies bike basket?"

Fragrans Tortuosa

'No, sorry, I just work here.'

Green Pieces 90% Air

'HA! Look, Dad! My hair is so thick I've got my comb stuck in it ...again.'

'I don't know how you kids can sit around all day watching this garbage on television.'

"I could see finding him a cool guy if I wasn't married to him."