Playful Teasers Prints

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

Snowprov

"It's partly my fault he's been ignoring me lately. I'm the one who gave him the laser pointer."

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

'Stop annoying the dog Andrew!'

'We use that computer strictly for the office grapevine.'

'I don't like the look of yours...'

'Bottle nose! Bottle nose!'

'My dad says I'm good at training little animals - Sit, boy!'

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

'and to think I never used to believe all that stuff about women drivers!'

'Did you hear about the fool who goes around saying no all the time?'

'He calls me lambchop and I call him muttonhead.'

"The media is always being criticised for criticising social worker..."

'Mom! Betty lou called me a 'TWIRP' 'You are a twirp!'

'I don't know how you kids can sit around all day watching this garbage on television.'

"I could see finding him a cool guy if I wasn't married to him."

'HA! Look, Dad! My hair is so thick I've got my comb stuck in it ...again.'

Vicar Baiting

'Darling, that memory course I've been doing, can you remember its web address.'

'If you haven't got a low fat, organic, calorie free, ethically produced, free range option... I'll have the double chocolate cheesecake.'

"My uncle's got a wooden leg..."

Car towing boat driving over bridge. Boat towing car riding under bridge.

'Are you enjoying watching the telly off, on demand?'

Increase your IQ with an 'I'm with Stupid' T-shirt.

'He's completely wrapped up in himself.'

'I suppose you'll be having the Shepherd's Pie?'

Banter Area.

'Fetch Fetch Fetch'

Old School Likes

"Would you like to step inside -'mate'?"

'The Usual?'