Dog Teaser Prints

'Fetch Fetch Fetch'

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"Have you been working out?"

"It's partly my fault he's been ignoring me lately. I'm the one who gave him the laser pointer."

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

Can you translate that to simple-minded!

Woman Bishop with vacuum cleaner. Vicar saying 'It's to appease the traditionalists.'

"Whoops..."

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'

"When you sit down, you get a shock. Open a book, you get a shock. Write something, another shock. It's a typical psychology class."

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

Culturally significant problems solved

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

'We use that computer strictly for the office grapevine.'

'Stop annoying the dog Andrew!'

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

"Terrific solution. Now if we could only find a problem fit it."

"Y'know, sometimes I actually think those chipmunks in the back yard really are teasing him!"

Remembering passwords.

'Bottle nose! Bottle nose!'

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

'My dad says I'm good at training little animals - Sit, boy!'

'He calls me lambchop and I call him muttonhead.'

'But, somehow, sudoku baffles me.'

'Did you hear about the fool who goes around saying no all the time?'

"Sean, are you teasing the seagulls again?"

'and to think I never used to believe all that stuff about women drivers!'