Playful Plucker T-Shirts

'Pluck me.'

Ice Cream Surgeon

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

Junior Doctor.

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

A boy who doesn't want to put down his drum while he prays

'Fancy coming on a man hunt?'

Playing Doctors.

I'm not just jumping on the bed. I'm perfecting bedspring-cusion calasthentics!

Goalie Wall.

"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man."

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

'My mom says an apple a day keeps the physician's assistant away.'

Fencing Lessons

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

"Race you to the spleen!"

'Hey, Lady, this is a sixty zone!'

"You're definitely in the top 1,000,000,000 people on this planet."

'I'll put one end of the hose in your pool...you take the other end outside...gravity will create a siphon and drain the water with no mess.'

Abdul is a great baby-sitter!

Surfin' the web.

Mobile Holmes.

'I have a rasp in my throat.'

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

"Congratulations. I just need your initials here."

Timmy Gets Solitary.

"It's not real meditation when you SMIRK like that!"

You stink at Halo 5. I have no thumbs!

At 'Appy 'Ampstead on Easter Monday.

Granny's Old Tyme Prostitute Chocolate Chip Cookies

'I hope you get an ice cream headache!'

All the kids are doing this "distant messaging" thing I don't understand. Boom bamba bambam.