Playful Jumper T-Shirts

I'm not just jumping on the bed. I'm perfecting bedspring-cusion calasthentics!

Chase me, chase me cows.

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

'You may now kick the bride.'

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

"It's partly my fault he's been ignoring me lately. I'm the one who gave him the laser pointer."

Girl in Yellow Jumper

Leaping

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man."

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.

"Ya know, no mask or hand sanitizer can spare you from spring fever."

'I knew I shouldn't have brought you along. I haven't had a hit all day.'

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

A bit pre festive isn't it?

"Hold on, one more thing to go."

"I'll learn yoga later, but for now jumping on the bed satisfies all my exercise goals."

"Remind me to never take the shortcut through the Christmas Sweater workshop."

Play Rush Hour

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Dog fetching golf ball

"Warm and rich, fresh and bright, with depth and intensity. Not the wine, you."

'Bottle nose! Bottle nose!'

'Pluck me.'

Javelin

'My dad says I'm good at training little animals - Sit, boy!'

"Oooh! I never knew your butt could move like that, honey!"

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

'Good Now stuff that round thing in the hoop,,,, That's basketball,'